eudaemonia

Reading the leaves

The polls are now reflecting the gentle, but unmistakable sign of a Bush trend. The feckless sophomoric campaign of John Kerry enters the final act. Our intrepid antagonist has mortally wounded himself in poetic fashion. He has enjoyed a political life disparaging others with affected eloquence, now he fades by thrusting at children. He earned a silver star by shooting a fleeing boy in the back, now he earns the permanent sobriquet "former presidential candidate" by shooting himself in the foot.

Our troops are now engaged in Fallujuh, the final stand of the insurgency. I'm confident the terrorist's back will be broken here once and for all. Once elections are held in January a huge piece of Bush's brilliant global strategy will come to fruition.

posted by spelunker @ 12:10 AM